Watch It

I now know absolutely shitloads about copyright, so if anybody tries to nick anything from my site, well, let's just say "may the lord have mercy on your soul" and be done with it. I can distinguish a watermark from a digimark, compressed html code from normal html code, and ignorant right-clickers from thieving bastards.

In a nutshell, I'm your worst nightmare.

The phrase 'Dog Wash' has been on the board in the kitchen all week.

If anyone can tell me what the hell a dog wash is, or at least supply a spellbinding proposal for what one might be, then they'll win a prize. There will only ever be one winner though, so make your entry a good 'un.

In the meantime I'll be trying to figure out what to have as a prize.