I still don't care.

Just to spite myself, I've done this test. The questions seem blatantly geared towards particular results - a bit too extreme for my liking - so I'm taking the results with a pinch of salt. But still, it's all really rather predictable.

Who should I vote for?

Your expected outcome:

Liberal Democrat

Your actual outcome:

Labour -11
Conservative -14
	Liberal Democrat 28
	UK Independence Party 4
	Green 26

You should vote: Liberal Democrat

The LibDems take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap university tuition fees. They are in favour of a ban on smoking in public places, but would relax laws on cannabis. They propose to change vehicle taxation to be based on usage rather than ownership.

Blimey, I'm so new age.