Excuses

This could take a while.

• I'm chronically lathargic.
• My computer is always being used by my girlfriend. And not for porn either.
  
• I was sacked (this is true).
• Get off my back! It was Christmas for f**ks sake!
• I have been carrying out essential maintenance in my abode.
• New year happened.
• Four birthdays in three days, including mine and my mothers. This will inevitably balls up any plans made prior to the event.
• I got loads of wicked presents and hey, a boys' gotta play with his toys.
• I was, on occasion, slightly tipsy.
• I went to Felixstowe for three days. Anyone who has ever been there will understand.
• I was asleep.
• I contemplated learning the piano. I'm still contemplating.
• I went to the cinema. Three times. Oooh.
• I went clothes-shopping with my girlie, and as I'm 100% sure we are all aware, that's not something you can do in five minutes. These things take time.
• I like baths, and seeing as I was on holiday, I stretched them out a bit.
• Cricket.
• Parents visited and are great. Sorry blog, but you come a poor second to blood.
• We have an extremely demanding bunny. We know our place in the lagomorph heirachy that's for sure.
• Painters are scary.
• Time flies and all that.

And I started a new job today. Woo.

Til we meet again...