Pointless
Upsettingly, the family hoover is nearing the end of it's days. In an innocuous series of totally normal events, ie. I hoovered the floor a couple of times, it seems to have developed a fatal disease and is now on it's last legs! Somewhat depressing. If I move the cable in slightly the wrong direction it dies. Then I move the cable in the other direction and it miraculously springs back into life. I am the Re-Animator!! Sparks came out of it tonight. Surely not a good sign. So I'm resigned to the fact that I have to act all practical and adult, therefore I will not be asking for Lego this Christmas. No sirree, my wishlist is as follows:
- 1.) Dyson.
- 2.) Dishwasher (or Dyson).
- 3.) Fridge/Freezer (or maybe a Dyson)
- 4.) Shoe Rack (No, wait, already have one of them. How about a Dyson?)
- 5.) Years supply of Mars Bar ice creams
That's about it. Not a lot to ask I think.
I read a very good thing on someone else's site last night. It really was good. And it involved Madonna albums. So I am inspired. My plan is to review all of REM's albums, track by track, and work out which album is best by tallying all the scores at the end. I have a feeling that their latest effort may well come out bottom of the heap. Being the total stinking pile of doo-doo that it is. But we shall see. I may be surprised. Doubtful, but I may be.
Lastly (as it is late and I desperately need a bath and some sleep, and I can't stay here talking to this computer forever) I must mention the bunyip. Our rabbit-type companion is at present the cutest and most loved-up animal I've ever seen. Hope, for it is she, regularly romps around like a brain-addled lunatic on speed, darting around legs and chairs, rolling over on the floor, stretching out to the full length of her body - arms and legs stretched fully out in front and behind - and yawning in that special way that only bunnies can yawn. She is generally ace. And despite being a certified 'Poo Machine', she is still the sweetest little person in the world. I recommend bunny ownership to everyone. Just make sure you love the little one, and stroke it's nose and forehead, and give it lots of hay. The secret to a happy rabbit.
Okay, I have to go or else I'm a dead man. Au revoir.
1 Comments:
Have to agree with you about the dreadful Potter phenomenon.
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